This is a short one

Just got home from watching a local amateur operatic group do 'Brigadoon', which is always good for a laugh, as most of the cast are quite old and fat. They keep forgetting their lines and the prompter seems to be quite deaf as she prompts while the actors are still speaking.

Lots of weird shaped legs in kilts.

Well

My foot is swollen

I am tired

I am thirsty

I am going to bed

Goodnight, sleeptight and don't let the bed bugs bite. Jo xx